- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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