why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Womens' Rights

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Harry Styles

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Charlotte Bobcats

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hi will

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Anti Joke

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