Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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