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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Justin Bieber got laid

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

you are a åsshole :)

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

I said I hate niiggers

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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