How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Dylan is gay

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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