My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Your Mom.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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