- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Cundiff.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

shammmm is a lesbian.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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