Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

knock knock. come in.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What time is it? 20:45.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

She said no

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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