How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Knock knock Come in

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

These Jokes suck.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Psychics.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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