Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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