WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Snooki

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Anti Joke

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