Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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I have aids

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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A whale's vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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