Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Obama

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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