what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

My butt!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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