- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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