Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Women.

IU football

Samantha

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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