What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Hi my name is Jim

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Your social life.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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I like pom

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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I never asked for this.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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