What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

women's rights

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

knock knock who's there police

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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