- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Jason Connor.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

You smell like shit

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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