What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Anti Joke

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