- Anti Joke

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.