What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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