- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Wats a joke?

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Where do babies come from? My garage

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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