What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

women outside of the kitchen

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

feces

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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