- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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