- Anti Joke

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

outside your comfort zone

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....