If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Your're racist.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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