- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What's long and black The unemployment line

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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