Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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