- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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