Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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