- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

woman's lacrosse

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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