- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What is 9+10? 19

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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