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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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