Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What? Yes.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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