- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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