- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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