- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

haha black people :D

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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