why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Life

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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hello

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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