- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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