XD Jackass.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

KOOKABURRA

This is sparta No this is patrick

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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