how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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