What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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