whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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