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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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