What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Mitt Romney

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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