Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Dude man, I'm high...

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Dance is a sport

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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