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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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