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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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