2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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