What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

squash squash who squash my ass

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

watch me nae nae

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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